Blocked Websites at School and Other Such Down Points...

I am currently in the library of my educational facility.
People listen to iPod’s and hum aloud annoyingly and a hundred worried, strained faces type poorly re-written information straight from books in, what looks to me, like less than 40 wpm.

It seems like today every girl is wearing jean short-shorts and black tights - as if they had all planned it beforehand.
So my school has failed to block Blogger from their system.

Me: One – IT department: Nil.

In their infinite wisdom, the IT admin department – who in my imagination work in some darkened hovel located in the depths of the school, pale, fat, wrong side of thirty and constantly world of war crafting it up - block Gmail, Hotmail, CNN, MySpace and Facebook from the students– but NOT YouTube.

So… You can’t check your e-mail or social it up at school – hell you can’t even access a fine American news source. But you can watch endless reams of whatever. Most of the parishioners of this educational establishment watch scantily clad lady folk shake what there Mama gave them in various videos or clips.

What a bastardly disgrace – ugh some fucker just farted as well and now it smells like ass.

I am continuing with my Bento-fantastico today. I have soaked the rice for several hours and left it to sit over night. I believe I will be ready to create my first bento this evening. The anticipation is killing me! This rice better be the best god damn rice I have ever tasted.

Ever.

To my left, a girl is chewing gum so vigorously spit it flying from her mouth. My loud fast typing (yeah that’s right bitches – 80wpm) is obviously irritating her as she keeps shooting me the stink eye. Hairy arms and lots of bangles. Bo’ jangles.

Now I must return to work, the excitement of blog access at school was all too much that I felt obliged to post. A whole range of blog/school opportunities has been revealed.

Oh for fuck sake, I have about twenty over due library books to return.